Definitions by alexandra

Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.

We all just really want to get out of Connecticut

Connecticut by Alexandra December 1, 2004

drunk as a skunk 

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

drunk as a skunk by alexandra October 11, 2004

JC 

Jedi Council, the message boards of TheForce.net

Your JC Community - one of the message board's forums

JC by Alexandra September 24, 2004

Beer o'clock 

quitting time at work

Hey, it's beer o'clock! What is everyone still doing in the office?

Beer o'clock by Alexandra August 19, 2004

Wallbanger 

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

Wallbanger by Alexandra August 19, 2004

mad aleck 

One who is acting crazily and/or energetically. Usually used by parents in reference to their overly energetic children.

During the Holidays, when everyone visits, our house is filled to the brim with mad alecks.

mad aleck by Alexandra August 17, 2004

nightcap 

Sex (thinly veiled euphemism for)

"Would you care to come upstairs for a nightcap?"

Translation: "Am I getting laid tonight or not, lady?"

nightcap by Alexandra August 16, 2004