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Festivus

Adapted from the episode of Seinfeld; "The Strike". It must take place between any holiday period. However, it is much preferred to coincide with the December to February holiday atmosphere.

The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.

There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.

In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.

And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.

Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.

"A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!" - Frank Costanza

by Alex December 22, 2003

Wapam

A Gang in the North and in Missouri that a really hott person brought down here

Josh is hott and he has a gang called Wapam

by Alex December 26, 2003

Spot the white man

A term used when you're in an area that is full or almost full of dark skinned people.

You know in Blackburn? It's like 'Spot the white man'!

by Alex December 27, 2003

Bigmanbrainy

A hottie who is mega buff and doesnt work out.

Man, Hunter is such a bigmanbrainy.

by Alex December 28, 2003

stripper in hell

when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.

Your fat Uncle Louie going to a strip bar and paying for one girl ALL night. That's a stripper in hell.

by alex December 28, 2003

Russian Roulette

A "Game" in which a revoler is loaded with one bullet and the chamber is spun placing the bullet randomly in one of the guns rounds. the gun is then spun one the table and whomever it is pointing at when it stops spinning is the winner (loser also). after the winner does a few more lines of coke, he is then allowed to point the gun at everyone in the room (given that he is not the only one). If the winner has not done enough coke yet he may say that the whole thing is stupid but then the person who has done the most coke is allowed to point the gun at the winner and yell "I love you man just do this for me and you can bang my girl". more then likely the person will attempt to leave the room so the coke head is then allowed to pull the trigger until the round is fired. also see Hiding the Body

"lets see... there know way I can lose. we've pulled the trigger five time so that

by alex December 28, 2003

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003