albert einstein's definitions

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

partner

1. A member of the opposite sex
2. A person you are paired with

1. Oh, yea, I fucked her the other day..

2. Aw fuck, that faggot is my partner..

by Albert Einstein August 29, 2003

methode

Quite possibly the greatest player ever, also!

you may be good, but nowhere near this stud.

by Albert Einstein February 21, 2003

neutralized

The rare circumstances in which a person is ultra hot and at the same time ultra cool. The word was created as a descriptive word for the two most neutralized people ever: Katie Hott and Gabe Greenberg

"She is so neutralized!"

by Albert Einstein November 25, 2004

robodoc

IRC Channel for male attendants 30++ performing cyber sexual acts with minor male IRC attendants. Words often used: Macgyver, vaseline, two-armed spiked buttplug, butter, mullet, a**hole, f*ck, wrestling

I am the robodoc of this joint. i will cyber spoof you with my giant pale excrement-diving cockroach

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2003

The-Incubator

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

by Albert Einstein July 6, 2003

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003