albert einstein's definitions

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

robodoc

IRC Channel for male attendants 30++ performing cyber sexual acts with minor male IRC attendants. Words often used: Macgyver, vaseline, two-armed spiked buttplug, butter, mullet, a**hole, f*ck, wrestling

I am the robodoc of this joint. i will cyber spoof you with my giant pale excrement-diving cockroach

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2003

methode

Quite possibly the greatest player ever, also!

you may be good, but nowhere near this stud.

by Albert Einstein February 21, 2003

The-Incubator

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

by Albert Einstein July 6, 2003

nob

See jazzrule.

stfu nob!

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

jazzrule

See nob.

What a bunch of nobs.

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003