albert einstein's definitions

partner

1. A member of the opposite sex
2. A person you are paired with

1. Oh, yea, I fucked her the other day..

2. Aw fuck, that faggot is my partner..

by Albert Einstein August 29, 2003

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

nob

See jazzrule.

stfu nob!

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

proest

A verb that describes a person or thing. Usually to say that they are pro. People who are described in that way usually be very overpowered and pro.

1. Jonny is pro!
2. Never underestimate the power of the proest one.

by ALBERT EINSTEIN February 25, 2014

jazzrule

See nob.

What a bunch of nobs.

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

True God

Mainly used in Queensland, meaning the upmost of truth.

Guy1: I fuckin caved that murry kid`s head in last night
Guy2: True god?
Guy1: Fuckin true god cunt

by Albert Einstein　 July 12, 2018