alan's definitions

parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

by Alan September 29, 2003

groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by Alan March 2, 2004

fmuchor

rubber nipples

I like it when Will bites my fmuchor.

by Alan November 4, 2003

Folken

A guy that is a coding guru and good people.

'That Folken is such a coder man!'

by Alan January 11, 2005

jaunbrand

a very very short person (or other short object)

Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand.
His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand.

by alan April 6, 2004

Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

weeper

An opium addict. See hop-head.

The weepers on the Bowery went to Hop-Sing's to get their fix.

by Alan June 4, 2004