alan's definitions

Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan August 17, 2006

grizzly bear

When a guy has a girl in the doggy style position and pulls out and cums on her back and then throws his pubic hair on her back before she can do anything about it.

Guy 1:Dude did you hear what John pulled on Sarah?
Guy 2: Nah man
Guy 1: He pulled the grizzly bear on that hoe last night
Guy 2: Oh no way! Thats fuckin bad ass!

by Alan May 17, 2006

shaik-down

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.

the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!

by alan October 21, 2004

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

ghee

Clarified butter, used most commonly in Indian food, sold in some Asian food markets, health food stores.

Me and miachel boutght this jar of ghee at Whole Foods.

by Alan May 19, 2004

FBM

it started out as a shirt company in 1993 called Fat Bald MEn. Then later developed in to a kick ass bmx company. they have multiple bmx videos out

Did you see that bmx video from FBM called Albert Street? It was some sick shit

by alan January 15, 2005

PTB's

The Powers that Be. See the Man.

Keep this on the hush-hush, we don't want the PTB's catching wind.

by Alan May 9, 2004