Definitions by akuwardmoments
Symping
A respelling of "simping", meaning to be in a sad or more emotional state, but the cause is not limited to unrequited love or attention. The use of the "y" is a nod to the word from which it is derived, "sympathy".
Jack: Hey, guys, I'm really not feeling the club tonight. I just don't feel great right now.
Tom: You know what, man, let's just go to the bar, open a tab, and talk it out.
Chris: It's a symping night, boys! Lay it all out, kings!
Tom: You know what, man, let's just go to the bar, open a tab, and talk it out.
Chris: It's a symping night, boys! Lay it all out, kings!
Symping by akuwardmoments January 18, 2021
Ken Allen
Ken Allen (February 13, 1971 – December 1, 2000) was a Bornean Orangutan at the San Diego Zoo. He was among the most popular animals in the history of the zoo because of his many successful escapes from his enclosures. He was nicknamed "Hairy Houdini". His escapes included disassembling the cages he was meant to be kept in, climbing out of his enclosures, walking amongst the customers as though he were a regular, teaching other Orangutans to escape, and bully his arch-nemesis, Otis, another male Orangutan whom Ken Allen absolutely hates. He became a cult icon, not unlike Harambe.
Zookeeper 1: Oh my god, he got out again?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?
Ken Allen by akuwardmoments June 7, 2020
PCR
Polymerase chain reaction (PCR) is a method widely used to rapidly make millions to billions of copies of a specific DNA sample, allowing scientists to take a very small sample of DNA and amplify it to a large enough amount to study in detail. It also is the bane of every biochemistry student's existence.
Professor: Alright, now time to check the process. How's the PCR coming along?
Graduate Student: I had the undergrad handle it this time
Professor: Oh, good! How's that going?
Undergrad: uhhh..... I forgot to anneal
Graduate: YOU FORGOT WHAT!?
Graduate Student: I had the undergrad handle it this time
Professor: Oh, good! How's that going?
Undergrad: uhhh..... I forgot to anneal
Graduate: YOU FORGOT WHAT!?
PCR by akuwardmoments June 4, 2020
Cursed Knowledge
Facts, skills, and knowledge that make life worse after learning them. The content in question can range from mildly troubling to absolutely revolting.
Dave: Did you know that Google Home responds to "Hey, uwu" and "Okay, uwu"
Ben: *tries it*
*Google Home responds*
Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and
Ben: *tries it*
*Google Home responds*
Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and
Cursed Knowledge by akuwardmoments February 25, 2020
rule 0 of the internet
Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.
In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy
Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".
*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*
Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".
*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*
Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
rule 0 of the internet by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019