Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Wall scraper

A home run that barely goes I’ve the fence

Teammate: That dinger you just hit was a wall scraper

by Hard90sonly4 January 7, 2020