aguynamedandy's definitions
A 'reality-porn' website where three guys (mainly D. Sanchez, but his real name is Greg Entner) around drive in a van and pick up random girls and fuck them. But the videos that they show aren't showing everything. Before that bitch gets in the van with the three guys, they actually tell the girl what she's in for, and that they'll pay her a shit load of money to pretend that it's not staged, and to be cooperative. They also first check to see if she is over the age of 18, and if shes got any STD's. Then the girl actually signs a legal contract saying that she has understood everything, and that she is willing to do this, and that she cannot change her mind. Then she is payed, and then 'legally' fucked. And then at the end, without the girl knowing, they actually do ditch her in the middle of nowhere, but she has been already payed.
by aguynamedandy October 9, 2005
Get the Bangbusmug. One of the biggest cities in the world. Major ethnic groups are Mexican, Black, Iranian (especially Iranian Jews), Korean and White.
by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005
Get the Los Angelesmug. The name of the Persian Mafia.
Originated by Persians (Iranians/Iranian-Americans) in suburban Los Angeles in the '90s. A very popular group.
Originated by Persians (Iranians/Iranian-Americans) in suburban Los Angeles in the '90s. A very popular group.
The symbol of Persian pride is P.P. or PP.
And if you want to make it by hand, you simply make two P's with both hands, and stick them down, and one P is going to be backwards.
And if you want to make it by hand, you simply make two P's with both hands, and stick them down, and one P is going to be backwards.
by aguynamedandy September 28, 2005
Get the Persian Pridemug. They are Aryans ("True Aryan Race") Iran was originally called "Iranshahr", meaning "Land of the Aryans"
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.
A stereotypical Iranian is fairly skinned, big nosed, dark haired, brown eyed, EXTREMELY hairy (yes, for BOTH genders), pretty rich yet cheap. They love bargains and free stuff. They have odd accents.
by aguynamedandy October 26, 2005
Get the Iranianmug. Jamshid: Koskesh! C'mon! Lets go smoke some of that yonjeh in your new hookah set!
Farid: Yeah, let's smoke that yonjeh with some apple favor too!
Farid: Yeah, let's smoke that yonjeh with some apple favor too!
by aguynamedandy September 22, 2005
Get the yonjehmug. See: bullshit
Religion is brainwashing and unecessary.
Jews have been idiots thinking they are the "chosen people"
Christians have been stuck drinking the blood of Jesus everyday.
Muslims have been very unmodern and brutal to fellow humans.
Source of anti-Semitism and Islamophobia
Reason why Bush was reelected? Religion was.
Religion is brainwashing and unecessary.
Jews have been idiots thinking they are the "chosen people"
Christians have been stuck drinking the blood of Jesus everyday.
Muslims have been very unmodern and brutal to fellow humans.
Source of anti-Semitism and Islamophobia
Reason why Bush was reelected? Religion was.
Christian : JESUS WAS THE MESSIAH AND THE SON OF GOD!!
Jew : Jesus didn't fullfill the messianic prophecies! And if Jesus was God how did her die on the cross? Hmm...
Muslim : No you idiots! Jesus wasn't killed! Allah put a fake Jesus on the cross and put the real Jesus in heaven.
.....Argument never ends until someone is shot......
.....Everyone....this is what religion does to you......
Jew : Jesus didn't fullfill the messianic prophecies! And if Jesus was God how did her die on the cross? Hmm...
Muslim : No you idiots! Jesus wasn't killed! Allah put a fake Jesus on the cross and put the real Jesus in heaven.
.....Argument never ends until someone is shot......
.....Everyone....this is what religion does to you......
by aguynamedandy April 21, 2006
Get the religionmug. Also known as Parsi, or Persian.
The main, and official language in Iran, and Afghanistan. (Persian Farsi, Afghan Farsi.) The Farsi in both countries are stlightly different. But if a true Persian and a true Afghan meet for the first time, they will understand each other. Basically it's like comparing the American English to the British English.
It is one of the oldest languages still in use today.
It is an ancient Indo-European language.
The main, and official language in Iran, and Afghanistan. (Persian Farsi, Afghan Farsi.) The Farsi in both countries are stlightly different. But if a true Persian and a true Afghan meet for the first time, they will understand each other. Basically it's like comparing the American English to the British English.
It is one of the oldest languages still in use today.
It is an ancient Indo-European language.
If you want to say "How are you" in Persian Farsi you'd say:
"Ha'al e shomah chetoreh"
If you want to say "How are you" in Afghan Farsi you'd say:
"Afha'al e shomah chetor"
"Ha'al e shomah chetoreh"
If you want to say "How are you" in Afghan Farsi you'd say:
"Afha'al e shomah chetor"
by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005
Get the Farsimug.