kumquat

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

by aereilly August 03, 2003

ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003

tera patrick

The hottest thing on two legs...um...I mean on her back.

Tera Patrick is such a whore.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

hornet

The best way to catch a hooker.(whore net)

The police let a hornet into the crackhouse.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

pearl necklace

A double-meaning song by ZZTop.

She want a pearl necklace.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

intern

A Democratic Semen Recepticle.

Bill and Al fucked her intern.

by aereilly August 03, 2003

sleep

Married sex.

God I hope she doesn't read this!

by aereilly August 03, 2003