Definitions by aereilly

love ewe 

1)To mount your mutton.

2)an inflatable companion.

3)a blow up sheep doll you fuck.

Democrats go home every night to their love ewe.

love ewe by aereilly July 31, 2003

pearl necklace 

A double-meaning song by ZZTop.

She want a pearl necklace.

pearl necklace by aereilly July 30, 2003

horehound 

1)a throat soothing herb.

2)an overly amorous female canine

Git yer horehound offa my leeg, Jim Joe Bob!!!

horehound by aereilly July 30, 2003

Spigger 

JLo

Nuff said.

Spigger by aereilly July 30, 2003

self service 

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

self service by aereilly July 30, 2003

fuckee 

Actually, only half of the Asian-American phrase "Fuckee-Suckee".

As in: "Five dollah, make you hollah, give good Fuckee-suckee, Joe"!

fuckee by aereilly July 30, 2003

tera patrick 

The hottest thing on two legs...um...I mean on her back.

Tera Patrick is such a whore.

tera patrick by aereilly July 30, 2003