ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003

intern

A Democratic Semen Recepticle.

Bill and Al fucked her intern.

by aereilly August 03, 2003

eskimo

Really cool people.

Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?

by aereilly August 03, 2003

kumquat

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

by aereilly August 03, 2003

fuckee

Actually, only half of the Asian-American phrase "Fuckee-Suckee".

As in: "Five dollah, make you hollah, give good Fuckee-suckee, Joe"!

by aereilly July 30, 2003

urine

Having entered.

Urine----Now Urout.

by aereilly August 03, 2003

horehound

1)a throat soothing herb.

2)an overly amorous female canine

Git yer horehound offa my leeg, Jim Joe Bob!!!

by aereilly July 30, 2003