aereilly's definitions

ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003

kumquat

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

dragnet

The best way to catch a Queen.

The police had a dragnet at Andy Dick's House last night. (Also see hornet)

by aereilly July 31, 2003

feeding the fish

1)What Mr. Rogers did every show.

2)Cumming underwater.

Look at Fred Rogers feeding those fish. Kids, get out of the pool !

by aereilly July 30, 2003

fuckee

Actually, only half of the Asian-American phrase "Fuckee-Suckee".

As in: "Five dollah, make you hollah, give good Fuckee-suckee, Joe"!

by aereilly July 30, 2003

dairy queen

1)a milk maid

2)a hamburger chain

3)a lactating porn star

I went to the Dairy Queen for two cones and a Beltbuster.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

Spigger

JLo

Nuff said.

by aereilly July 30, 2003