aereilly's definitions

kumquat

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

pearl necklace

A double-meaning song by ZZTop.

She want a pearl necklace.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

sleep

Married sex.

God I hope she doesn't read this!

by aereilly August 3, 2003

intern

A Democratic Semen Recepticle.

Bill and Al fucked her intern.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

dairy queen

1)a milk maid

2)a hamburger chain

3)a lactating porn star

I went to the Dairy Queen for two cones and a Beltbuster.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

Spigger

JLo

Nuff said.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

cumback

When an out of work pornstar returns for an encore performance, for $500.

This week Bunny Blu makes her cumback.

by aereilly July 30, 2003