aereilly's definitions

Pubic

A type of hair found in your hamburger.

Officer Farva had a pubic hair stuck in his teeth after eating at McDickless.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

eskimo

Really cool people.

Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?

by aereilly August 3, 2003

apple pie

Deviant's sex toy.

Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)

by aereilly August 3, 2003

dragnet

The best way to catch a Queen.

The police had a dragnet at Andy Dick's House last night. (Also see hornet)

by aereilly July 31, 2003

urine

Having entered.

Urine----Now Urout.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

fuckee

Actually, only half of the Asian-American phrase "Fuckee-Suckee".

As in: "Five dollah, make you hollah, give good Fuckee-suckee, Joe"!

by aereilly July 30, 2003

ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003