aereilly's definitions

pearl necklace

A double-meaning song by ZZTop.

She want a pearl necklace.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

sleep

Married sex.

God I hope she doesn't read this!

by aereilly August 3, 2003

love ewe

1)To mount your mutton.

2)an inflatable companion.

3)a blow up sheep doll you fuck.

Democrats go home every night to their love ewe.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

intern

A Democratic Semen Recepticle.

Bill and Al fucked her intern.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

Twix

What a hooker with a lisp turns.

Hey baby, how's twix?

by aereilly August 3, 2003

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

urine

Having entered.

Urine----Now Urout.

by aereilly August 3, 2003