love ewe

1)To mount your mutton.

2)an inflatable companion.

3)a blow up sheep doll you fuck.

Democrats go home every night to their love ewe.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

apple pie

Deviant's sex toy.

Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)

by aereilly August 03, 2003

dragnet

The best way to catch a Queen.

The police had a dragnet at Andy Dick's House last night. (Also see hornet)

by aereilly July 31, 2003

Pubic

A type of hair found in your hamburger.

Officer Farva had a pubic hair stuck in his teeth after eating at McDickless.

by aereilly August 03, 2003

Twix

What a hooker with a lisp turns.

Hey baby, how's twix?

by aereilly August 03, 2003

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

punnany

An old whore.

See "Bubble Boy"

by aereilly August 03, 2003