adman12's definitions

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

PV

verb: short form for "peri vagina"

An African custom of rubbing the penis between a woman's thighs. Became a popular Farkism on October 4, 2005, due to being refernced in an article linked on Fark.com.

"In the process, according to them, the students who were possibly sexually-aroused stripped the singer naked and pv'd her and allegedly performed lewd acts on her body. "

by Adman12 October 4, 2005

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

these're

Contraction of "these are."

"These're some of the best french fries I've ever tasted."

by Adman12 September 19, 2005

panty solvent

Another name for liquid panty remover, a term used to describe sweet, premixed alcoholic coolers preferred by teenage girls and appreciated by the boys who pursue them.

See also girl drink drunk.

"Stock the fridge with panty solvent. That girl we met at the party is bringing all her friends."

by Adman12 November 23, 2005

sugar bush

Canadianism for a maple syrup (and maple sugar) farm. So-called because these operations harvest sap from wild maple trees, so the "farm" is actually forest, known in Canada as "the bush."

It has nothing to do with a woman's sweet sweet pubic area, although it sure does sound like it.

"Jacques and me, we went down to Yvette's sugar bush to get some sweet, sweet syrup, eh?"

by Adman12 October 24, 2005