adman12's definitions

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

PV

verb: short form for "peri vagina"

An African custom of rubbing the penis between a woman's thighs. Became a popular Farkism on October 4, 2005, due to being refernced in an article linked on Fark.com.

"In the process, according to them, the students who were possibly sexually-aroused stripped the singer naked and pv'd her and allegedly performed lewd acts on her body. "

by Adman12 October 4, 2005

FU2

An abbreviation for "fuck you too," an appropriate response to FU.

Person 1: FU...
Person 2: Well, FU2!

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

Footloose bad

Old Gen-X adjective to describe a quality of music that makes it sound like something from the soundtrack of the movie "Footloose."

Distinguishing features are keyboard whitewashes, fist-pumpingly over-the-top vocals in the chorus, and unmanly bouncing rythyms. In other words, sounding '80s in the bad way.

(When Dan Hill's "I can dream about you" comes on the radio...)

"Oh, man, that's bad! It's... like... Footloose bad!"

by Adman12 October 11, 2005

bush

Old Canadianism for forest or wilderness. Usually phrased as "the bush."

"Roughing it in the Bush," by Susanna Moodie, is a surprisingly unsexy account of pioneer life in mid-19th Century Canada.

by Adman12 October 24, 2005

poker chip

Noun: Nip, as in woman's nipple. So-called because it is the size, shape and colour of a red poker chip. Plus, they sometimes poke out of a blouse.

"I think I saw a little poker chip action in that picture."

by Adman12 October 5, 2005