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Upper Canadian

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
by Adman12 October 17, 2005
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DST-lag

The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.
"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."
by Adman12 April 22, 2006
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the boobies

The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.
"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."

"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."

"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."
by Adman12 September 21, 2005
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bumular

1. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the posterior.

2. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the indigent.
1. "Yikes! She's packed on a few pounds in the bumular area there!"

2. "Triple-X Sherry is a pretty bumular drink, but underage kids also like its high alcohol-to-cost ratio."
by Adman12 September 20, 2005
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hard spot

A persistent, nostalgic sexual feeling about a person you desired in the past. Like a "soft spot," but a horny one.
"I still can't stop thinking about seeing Phoebe Cates naked in Fast Times when I was a kid. I guess I've still got a hard spot for her."
by Adman12 September 12, 2005
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wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.
"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."
by Adman12 September 20, 2005
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nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.
"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."
by Adman12 December 30, 2005
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