adman12's definitions

bog snorkeling

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).

"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."

Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

Titty Movie

A term given to any 1980s-style mindless formula sex comedy, primarily marketed to teens, which included several scenes of gratuitous female topless nudity. (Today, sadly, a dying genre.)

Examples are too numerous to give here, but these are the movies that in VHS days suffered extreme wear and tear from excessive pausing and frame advancing on the above referenced titty scenes.

"We were gonna go out last night, but instead we bought a two-four of 50 and rented a good titty movie."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

girl drink drunk

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

these're

Contraction of "these are."

"These're some of the best french fries I've ever tasted."

by Adman12 September 19, 2005

Ontarrogance

The state of mind reached by many urban Ontarians when they convince themselves that their progressive social views are representative of all Canadians.

If you want to be confronted with your own Ontarrogance, try arguing for gay marriage at a party in rural New Brunswick.

by Adman12 July 11, 2007

pouter

a) Nickname for poutine, a French Canadian delicacy of french fries topped with cheese curds and gravy, usually enjoyed afyer last call and deeply regretted the next day.

b) A French Canadian woman of loose sexual character, usually enjoyed afyer last call and deeply regretted the next day.

a) "Aw man, I can't believe I ate that pouter last night, I feel sick just thinking about it."

b) "Aw man, I can't believe I ate that pouter last night, I feel sick just thinking about it."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

moo-lay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005