adman12's definitions

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

Cinquante

Any container of Labatt 50 ("fifty" in French) which is produced and sold in Quebec. Slightly smoother and with more body than its Ontario counterpart, and like an elephant, it comes in quarts.

"We're heading down to Montreal this weekend to see the strippers and have a few quarts of Cinquante."

by Adman12 September 26, 2005

UDism

An UDism is a term that was made up for, and only exists on, Urban Dictionary. It includes imaginative neologisms as well as just plain disgusting dirty crap. If ever used outside the confines of this Web site by anyone other than the originator, it ceases to be an UDism.

UDism is an UDism, but not the dirty kind.

by Adman12 October 20, 2005

dreg

Noun: A person who represents the lowest of the low - unemployed, unwashed, but not necessarily homeless, often invlved in petty crime; the guys you see dregging around downtown as they continue their drunk from the night before while you're on your way to work; reprobates.

The verb "to dreg" describes dreg-like behaviour such as sleeping one off on a park bench or casing parked cars for easy break-ins.

"Jesus! Look at those dregs dregging around the parking lot."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

Footloose bad

Old Gen-X adjective to describe a quality of music that makes it sound like something from the soundtrack of the movie "Footloose."

Distinguishing features are keyboard whitewashes, fist-pumpingly over-the-top vocals in the chorus, and unmanly bouncing rythyms. In other words, sounding '80s in the bad way.

(When Dan Hill's "I can dream about you" comes on the radio...)

"Oh, man, that's bad! It's... like... Footloose bad!"

by Adman12 October 11, 2005

Titty Movie

A term given to any 1980s-style mindless formula sex comedy, primarily marketed to teens, which included several scenes of gratuitous female topless nudity. (Today, sadly, a dying genre.)

Examples are too numerous to give here, but these are the movies that in VHS days suffered extreme wear and tear from excessive pausing and frame advancing on the above referenced titty scenes.

"We were gonna go out last night, but instead we bought a two-four of 50 and rented a good titty movie."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

Ontarrogance

The state of mind reached by many urban Ontarians when they convince themselves that their progressive social views are representative of all Canadians.

If you want to be confronted with your own Ontarrogance, try arguing for gay marriage at a party in rural New Brunswick.

by Adman12 July 11, 2007