41 definitions by adman12

dykemaker

A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.

"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."

by adman12 September 2, 2005

pouter

a) Nickname for poutine, a French Canadian delicacy of french fries topped with cheese curds and gravy, usually enjoyed afyer last call and deeply regretted the next day.

b) A French Canadian woman of loose sexual character, usually enjoyed afyer last call and deeply regretted the next day.

a) "Aw man, I can't believe I ate that pouter last night, I feel sick just thinking about it."

b) "Aw man, I can't believe I ate that pouter last night, I feel sick just thinking about it."

by adman12 September 1, 2005

girl drink drunk

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

by adman12 September 7, 2005

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by adman12 August 30, 2005

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by adman12 September 7, 2005

Whitewater Shafting

The act of sexual intercourse on a waterbed.

When he saw the waterbed in her dorm room, he knew he was in for some whitewater shafting.

by adman12 June 12, 2008

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by adman12 September 1, 2005