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A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.
"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."
by Adman12 September 12, 2005
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Get the cunt fart mug.How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."
"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
by Adman12 October 17, 2005
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See also moo-lay
See also moo-lay
by Adman12 October 27, 2005
Get the low-zay mug.The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.
"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."
"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."
"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."
"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."
"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."
by Adman12 September 21, 2005
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Get the cheeses crepes! mug.The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.
"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."
by Adman12 April 22, 2006
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