adman12's definitions

girl drink drunk

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

bog snorkeling

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).

"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."

Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

slag tag

Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.

Guy 1: "Look at that girl's slag tag."
Guy 2: "Don't you mean tramp stamp?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but I think she's British."

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

FU2

An abbreviation for "fuck you too," an appropriate response to FU.

Person 1: FU...
Person 2: Well, FU2!

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

Footloose bad

Old Gen-X adjective to describe a quality of music that makes it sound like something from the soundtrack of the movie "Footloose."

Distinguishing features are keyboard whitewashes, fist-pumpingly over-the-top vocals in the chorus, and unmanly bouncing rythyms. In other words, sounding '80s in the bad way.

(When Dan Hill's "I can dream about you" comes on the radio...)

"Oh, man, that's bad! It's... like... Footloose bad!"

by Adman12 October 11, 2005