41 definitions by adman12

DST-lag

The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."

by adman12 April 3, 2006

moo-lay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

by adman12 October 26, 2005

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by adman12 November 17, 2005

slag tag

Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.

Guy 1: "Look at that girl's slag tag."
Guy 2: "Don't you mean tramp stamp?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but I think she's British."

by adman12 September 22, 2005

these're

Contraction of "these are."

"These're some of the best french fries I've ever tasted."

by adman12 September 19, 2005

Liquor Pig

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."

by adman12 September 7, 2005

the boobies

The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.

"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."

"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."

"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."

by adman12 September 21, 2005