jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

sugar bush

Canadianism for a maple syrup (and maple sugar) farm. So-called because these operations harvest sap from wild maple trees, so the "farm" is actually forest, known in Canada as "the bush."

It has nothing to do with a woman's sweet sweet pubic area, although it sure does sound like it.

"Jacques and me, we went down to Yvette's sugar bush to get some sweet, sweet syrup, eh?"

by Adman12 October 24, 2005

bog snorkeling

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).

"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."

Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

pouter

a) Nickname for poutine, a French Canadian delicacy of french fries topped with cheese curds and gravy, usually enjoyed afyer last call and deeply regretted the next day.

b) A French Canadian woman of loose sexual character, usually enjoyed afyer last call and deeply regretted the next day.

a) "Aw man, I can't believe I ate that pouter last night, I feel sick just thinking about it."

b) "Aw man, I can't believe I ate that pouter last night, I feel sick just thinking about it."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

slag tag

Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.

Guy 1: "Look at that girl's slag tag."
Guy 2: "Don't you mean tramp stamp?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but I think she's British."

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

Ontarrogance

The state of mind reached by many urban Ontarians when they convince themselves that their progressive social views are representative of all Canadians.

If you want to be confronted with your own Ontarrogance, try arguing for gay marriage at a party in rural New Brunswick.

by Adman12 July 11, 2007

girl drink drunk

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005