adman12's definitions

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

PV

verb: short form for "peri vagina"

An African custom of rubbing the penis between a woman's thighs. Became a popular Farkism on October 4, 2005, due to being refernced in an article linked on Fark.com.

"In the process, according to them, the students who were possibly sexually-aroused stripped the singer naked and pv'd her and allegedly performed lewd acts on her body. "

by Adman12 October 4, 2005

Titty Movie

A term given to any 1980s-style mindless formula sex comedy, primarily marketed to teens, which included several scenes of gratuitous female topless nudity. (Today, sadly, a dying genre.)

Examples are too numerous to give here, but these are the movies that in VHS days suffered extreme wear and tear from excessive pausing and frame advancing on the above referenced titty scenes.

"We were gonna go out last night, but instead we bought a two-four of 50 and rented a good titty movie."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

these're

Contraction of "these are."

"These're some of the best french fries I've ever tasted."

by Adman12 September 19, 2005

panty solvent

Another name for liquid panty remover, a term used to describe sweet, premixed alcoholic coolers preferred by teenage girls and appreciated by the boys who pursue them.

See also girl drink drunk.

"Stock the fridge with panty solvent. That girl we met at the party is bringing all her friends."

by Adman12 November 23, 2005

girl drink drunk

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005

wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005