Eligible hormone driven adolescent males, who's only means of transport is public transit, and who therefore remain dateless.
by adelews June 12, 2007
Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.
Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."
Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"
Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."
Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"
Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."
by adelews September 20, 2007
Noun. A shake tramp is someone who will literally do anything to get what they want. As popularized by the Canadian rock band Marianas Trench in their song "Shake Tramp". Can also specifically refer to using other "assets" besides your musical ones to gain a recording contract.
Park "I can't believe that skank got the promotion instead of me."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."
by adelews August 13, 2007
Before dialing a phone number long distance to Calgary be sure to add 403 in front of it or else you'll get some other damn place...
by adelews October 09, 2007
Noun
Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.
Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.
Terrance, "Did you see that banger, windmill to Amon Amarth?"
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."
by adelews August 30, 2007
Verb
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
Cuddling for warmth with another man when the only other option is freezing to death.
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.
"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.
"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
by adelews October 28, 2007
A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews June 21, 2007