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Shatnered

Verb
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.

Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.
Coco "Did you watch the Two Coreys last night?"

Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"

Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"
by adelews August 28, 2007
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Air Talking

Continuing to speak to someone who is no longer logged on to whatever online vehicle you were both engaged in.
Example: On MMORPG when you are in a guild or have buddy chat enabled and someone logs on you get a window warning indicating that that person now exists in your cyber reality it gives no warning whatsoever when the person DC's or disconnects and you often continue talking to them...like and idiot...hence the "Air Talking"
by adelews June 29, 2007
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brokebacked

Verb
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
Cuddling for warmth with another man when the only other option is freezing to death.
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.

"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
by adelews November 14, 2007
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glean

To understand what someone is saying, to follow something someone said, or a concept that is being put forth. Similar words include gleaned and gleaning.
I glean that 2+2=4
I can't glean a single thing that moron was saying.
by adelews September 3, 2007
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banger

Noun
Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.
Terrance, "Did you see that banger, windmill to Amon Amarth?"
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."
by adelews September 7, 2007
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jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
by adelews September 22, 2007
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jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."
by adelews October 2, 2007
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