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Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.
Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.
Terrance, "Did you see that banger, windmill to Amon Amarth?"
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."
by adelews September 7, 2007
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by adelews October 24, 2007
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To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
by adelews September 22, 2007
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To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
by adelews October 2, 2007
Get the jack average mug.A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews July 25, 2007
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Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Kelly, "Hey check out that slut over by the end of the bar slobbering over Jen. I think his name is Jeff or something."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
by adelews October 3, 2007
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Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.
Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.
While I was IMing Killer last night I thought he was dead or asleep because he hadn't responded to my last five lines but then suddenly, I got an avalanche of his 20 lost responses.
by adelews January 7, 2008
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