adelews's definitions
noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
by adelews September 22, 2007
Get the jack averagemug. Noun
Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Kelly, "Hey check out that slut over by the end of the bar slobbering over Jen. I think his name is Jeff or something."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
by adelews October 3, 2007
Get the Slutmug. Noun. A shake tramp is someone who will literally do anything to get what they want. As popularized by the Canadian rock band Marianas Trench in their song "Shake Tramp". Can also specifically refer to using other "assets" besides your musical ones to gain a recording contract.
Park "I can't believe that skank got the promotion instead of me."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."
by adelews August 15, 2007
Get the shake trampmug. Verb
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
Cuddling for warmth with another man when the only other option is freezing to death.
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.
"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.
"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
by adelews November 14, 2007
Get the brokebackedmug. A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews July 25, 2007
Get the Awkward Turtlemug. Four man rock band from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Famous for such songs as Shake Tramp, Fix Me and Say Anything. Gaining a lot of popularity due to punchy guitar riffs and melodic vocal sounds and infamy due to the risque lyrics to Shake Tramp.
Hey did you check out that new video of Shake Tramp with the uncensored lyrics on Youtube by Marianas Trench?
by adelews August 13, 2007
Get the Marianas Trenchmug. Noun
Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.
Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.
While I was IMing Killer last night I thought he was dead or asleep because he hadn't responded to my last five lines but then suddenly, I got an avalanche of his 20 lost responses.
by adelews January 7, 2008
Get the avalanchemug.