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rag tard

Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.
Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."

Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"

Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."
by adelews October 2, 2007
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shake tramp

Noun. A shake tramp is someone who will literally do anything to get what they want. As popularized by the Canadian rock band Marianas Trench in their song "Shake Tramp". Can also specifically refer to using other "assets" besides your musical ones to gain a recording contract.
Park "I can't believe that skank got the promotion instead of me."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."
by adelews August 15, 2007
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avalanche

Noun
Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.
While I was IMing Killer last night I thought he was dead or asleep because he hadn't responded to my last five lines but then suddenly, I got an avalanche of his 20 lost responses.
by adelews January 7, 2008
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Air talking

To literally talk to the air, when the person you were talking to disconnects from either the internet or cellphone on purpose or is dropped via their provider.
I spent more time air talking, because Kez freaking DC's so much dammit!
by adelews December 29, 2008
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air talking

To continue to speak to someone when they are either disconected from the internet or cell phone. To speak to the air.
Dammit Kez disconnects so much I spend more time air talking then I do talking to him!
by adelews July 6, 2007
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Marianas Trench

Four man rock band from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Famous for such songs as Shake Tramp, Fix Me and Say Anything. Gaining a lot of popularity due to punchy guitar riffs and melodic vocal sounds and infamy due to the risque lyrics to Shake Tramp.
Hey did you check out that new video of Shake Tramp with the uncensored lyrics on Youtube by Marianas Trench?
by adelews August 13, 2007
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Slut

Noun
Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Kelly, "Hey check out that slut over by the end of the bar slobbering over Jen. I think his name is Jeff or something."

Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
by adelews October 3, 2007
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