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Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

by adelews July 25, 2007

rag tard

Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.

Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."

Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"

Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."

by adelews October 2, 2007

shake tramp

Noun. A shake tramp is someone who will literally do anything to get what they want. As popularized by the Canadian rock band Marianas Trench in their song "Shake Tramp". Can also specifically refer to using other "assets" besides your musical ones to gain a recording contract.

Park "I can't believe that skank got the promotion instead of me."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."

by adelews August 15, 2007

Air talking

To literally talk to the air, when the person you were talking to disconnects from either the internet or cellphone on purpose or is dropped via their provider.

I spent more time air talking, because Kez freaking DC's so much dammit!

by adelews December 29, 2008

avalanche

Noun
Occurs when you are chatting in a text message box in any IM format and you or the other person lags, the person or persons you are speaking to appears to have completely stopped talking or have DC/ed, then suddenly all of their last series of lines come scrolling up on the screen in rapid succession like an avalanche. Hence the name.

While I was IMing Killer last night I thought he was dead or asleep because he hadn't responded to my last five lines but then suddenly, I got an avalanche of his 20 lost responses.

by adelews January 7, 2008

banger

Noun
Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.

Terrance, "Did you see that banger, windmill to Amon Amarth?"
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."

by adelews September 7, 2007

403

The area code for Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Before dialing a phone number long distance to Calgary be sure to add 403 in front of it or else you'll get some other damn place...

by adelews October 24, 2007