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An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.
Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."
Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"
Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."
Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."
Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."
..............1 month later
Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."
Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."
Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"
Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."
Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."
Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."
..............1 month later
Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."
Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."
Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
Get the librarymug. When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
Get the mariocrastinatemug. The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Get the Constipationalmug. by Adel7 September 11, 2007
Get the wotmug. In Egypt, bikeeya is the chant that the bikeeya man yells out to all of the people when he walks early in the morning. The bikeeya man collects people's unwanted broken appliances or furniture, or odds-and-ends. When the bikeeya man walks through the streets of Cairo, he will say "bikeeeyyyyyyyaa" and also "bickeya bickeyaa" and it's often funny.
Dude 1: "Hey, remember when we were little kids visiting Egypt and we used to take our Super Soaker water guns and shoot the bikeeya man from the 4-th story balcony? Those were the days man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."
Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."
Dude 2: "Word."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."
Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."
Dude 2: "Word."
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
Get the bikeeyamug. The best sport in the universe. It's fast paced, needs skill, can be played alone or with others, and there's a big potential to improve.
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
Get the basketballmug. An unknown thingamajig. A word used by old fogies, usually in their 60s or 70s or 80s. This word imparts much aggravation on the listener, however the speaker thinks it's a clever and hip word.
Dude 1: "Yesterday in class my prof was talking about something, and he said, "So if you take this set A of dooflachees, and this set B of widgets..." and then I immediately started to doze off while mashing my teeth."
Dude 2: "Ha, that old geezer thinks that annoying old slang is cool, what a douche bag."
Dude 1: "Yeah, but oh well. What can you do?"
Dude 2: "Ummm... drop the course?"
Dude 1: "yeah, but I can't. He's the only dude who teaches this class."
Dude 2: "Guess you're SOL then."
Dude 2: "Ha, that old geezer thinks that annoying old slang is cool, what a douche bag."
Dude 1: "Yeah, but oh well. What can you do?"
Dude 2: "Ummm... drop the course?"
Dude 1: "yeah, but I can't. He's the only dude who teaches this class."
Dude 2: "Guess you're SOL then."
by Adel7 August 25, 2007
Get the dooflacheemug.