tityell

1. The chatting noobs way of responding to the acronym "TTYL" - the noob looks puzzled and whispers to himself "what the heck is tityell" and is too lazy to quickly look it up online. Thus the noob makes a big fool out of himself.

2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me
1. Noob in chat-room, asking people with voice chat: "Dudes, what language is this? What's tityell and rofflamow mean?"

2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.
by Adel7 January 03, 2008
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purpleneck

A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.
Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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launderette

Where you go when you gotta get some clothes washed/dried and you don't want anyone to know.

They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.
I don't know what happened, but somehow I messed up my pants. I swear I don't know how that happened. Anyways... I'm headed over to the launderette - it'll be a waste of water and electricity to use all that energy on just my pants... but I just gotta do it.
by Adel7 December 30, 2007
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defatinate

To use extreme measures to get rid of excess fat in one's body, such as: liposuction surgery, drinking only water for 3 days straight, buying a Nintendo Wii and playing vigorous Wii sports games for at least 30 hours a week, totally avoiding fast-food and chips and anything packaged, eating only fruits/veggies/lean meats for a long time, and avoiding using cars if possible.
That dude should defatinate - he weighs 250 pounds and is only 5'3". and he's 21.
by Adel7 January 01, 2008
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broodmare

A female horse that is used mainly for breeding.
Looks like that stallion over there is ready again - and I think that broodmare is ready too, so let the horsies do their thing.
by Adel7 January 01, 2008
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mehialation

Being so deep in a feeling of meh-ness that one feels that one may just fall down and melt into the water drainage system.
Watching the infomercials at 2:30 AM often brings me into a state of mehialation.
by Adel7 January 01, 2008
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Bored Again Christian

A Christian who first becomes a Born Again Christian, and then afterwards that person becomes bored and stops going to church for the same reason as they originally had.
After Tim went back to the church regularly, the old priest got him bored with long-winded and repetitive sermons so Tim became a Bored Again Christian.
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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