adel7's definitions
A professional procrastinator. Is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. Somehow this person, at this elite level of procrastination, manages to get projects, assignments, and jobs done within 5 minutes of their respective deadlines.
Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.
Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.
Dude 1: "Man, look at you. Always scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute. What in the world do you do at home?"
Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."
Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"
Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."
Dude 1: "Gotcha."
Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."
Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"
Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."
Dude 1: "Gotcha."
by Adel7 September 13, 2007
Get the proprocrastinatormug. Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.
Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."
Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."
Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
Get the hydrocrastinatemug. Should I ask that old guy for directions?
Naaa, balaash, the guy looks a bit cooky. Ask that young guy over there.
Naaa, balaash, the guy looks a bit cooky. Ask that young guy over there.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
Get the balaashmug. A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"
Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
by Adel7 September 8, 2007
Get the McTwitchesmug. by Adel7 June 2, 2011
Get the zexual energymug. 1. A ten cent coin in the US that is the smallest coin available. But by weight it is interestingly the same proportion per cent as the quarter. A very nice coin that is often overlooked and dropped a lot
2. In basketball, an assist, and usually a skillful assist. A baller who gives out lots of dimes is a huge asset. See Chris Paul, Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, and John Stockton as examples of great dime-distributors.
3. Very cool - 10 out of 10.
2. In basketball, an assist, and usually a skillful assist. A baller who gives out lots of dimes is a huge asset. See Chris Paul, Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, and John Stockton as examples of great dime-distributors.
3. Very cool - 10 out of 10.
1. Woah dude, look at that dime on the ground... *kneeling down to pick it up* - AWESOME MAN it's from 1962 - a 90% silver dime man!
2. Chris Paul not only makes awesome shots under pressure, but his ability to rack up dimes is unbelievable.
3. Wow, I'm speechless. She's a dime.
2. Chris Paul not only makes awesome shots under pressure, but his ability to rack up dimes is unbelievable.
3. Wow, I'm speechless. She's a dime.
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
Get the dimemug. Dude, I need to catharcate - I'm thinking of going for a really long bike ride, then drinking scalding green tea, and then taking an hour-long shower.
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the catharcatemug.