ace's definitions

grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.

"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"

by Ace December 6, 2003

RFN

When tomorrow or this afternoon or later is not good enough: you need it Right Fucking Now.

Hey, you lame hesher, go get that six-pack RFN!

by Ace June 2, 2004

chimmy chongas

another word for tits

"duuuudddeee that girl has some sweeet chimmy chongas..."

by Ace September 5, 2004

Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

by Ace December 12, 2004

36 crazyfists

A mass gathering of crazyfists.

Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.

by Ace March 11, 2005

Duche Bag

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University frat-boys.

"In order to join our fraternity, you must abandon decency and become a complete duche bag."

by Ace July 28, 2004

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace September 1, 2008