Definitions by abingdon posse

navarramonkson 

any form of cannabis purchased in a greasy spanish town

lets go and buy some navarramonkson and get completely fuckered

navarramonkson by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

spingelet 

a thick rubber suit to prevent being felched by your opponent during times of butt wars or arse wrestling

her tongue ricocheted off the shimmering spingelet

spingelet by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

chutney ferret 

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

chutney ferret by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

chater 

twat
big adams apple
smokes loads
drinks loads
ugly cunt
cock
butt fucker
not very popular

jack - "chater.."
chater - "BAH what? im having a fag"
jack - "youre a fucking donkey chiddler and nobody likes you....go home and do us all a favour you ugly penis"

chater by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

shilt 

a silvery spray of semen

she sucked his dick and he shilted on her face

shilt by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

DUBS 

a) to cuss someone
b) unlucky/gutted

a) he was being a twat so i gave him dubs
b) he broke his leg.....DUBS!

DUBS by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

chiddling 

the use of an assortment of farmyard animals for the purposes of sexual gratification

james pargeter chiddled the donkey

chiddling by abingdon posse May 19, 2003