Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.
RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!
by aaronak October 20, 2004
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coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.
"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"
by aaronak November 09, 2004
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NUS

Not
Urban
Slang

Mostly used by people attempting to remove entries on UD.
I would guess that at least 90% of the definitions here are NUS.
by aaronak October 20, 2004
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bear

Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
by aaronak April 28, 2006
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attention deficit disorder

Acronym form: ADD.
A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.
Person with short attention span: "Hey, show me some respect! I have ADD, you know!"

Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."
by aaronak October 29, 2004
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pretendous

(adj) Ridiculously expensive

Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.
"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town
by aaronak November 07, 2004
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she dog

A bitch. Used primarily when trying to sound like a pirate.
Aargh, ye scurvy she dog! Why don't ye show ol' Captain Jack yer booty?
by aaronak May 13, 2006
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