aaron's definitions

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 6, 2004

TLF

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bagina

Term used by gays to describe a vagina.

Guys have manginas, girls have baginas. Snap.

by Aaron December 29, 2003

aglet

Aglet (n.) 1: The plastice coverings on the ends of shoelaces.

2: A severe exclamation of profanity.

My aglet hurts.

Ow, my aglet broke off!

Don't touch my aglet. Stop.

Ah, aglet! I stepped in some scooter poop!

My aglet! What did you do to my aglet!

by Aaron July 7, 2003

nasatal

Word used to discribe a woman with negative ass. The opposite of ghetto booty. Short for no ass at all.

Man do u see that chick at the end of the bar.
Yeah but she was sittin down when u saw her man, she's got nasatal. Dont even think about touchin that.

by Aaron May 25, 2004