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smurfberries

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.
Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.
by Aaron September 18, 2004
mugGet the smurfberriesmug.

microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.
I saw a microchp at microchp.org
by Aaron March 25, 2005
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war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend
(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)
by Aaron June 21, 2004
mugGet the war over religionmug.

gruffles

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"
by Aaron May 10, 2003
mugGet the grufflesmug.

foo'

like foo except with proper use of the apostrophe for the omission of the letter l. A contraction of the word fool
by Aaron December 23, 2004
mugGet the foo'mug.

maowle

Male: An annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite sex as a vasectomy.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.
Male: Oh, you're such a maowle, making a shit joke like that.
Female: Eurgh, what a maowle!
by Aaron December 8, 2004
mugGet the maowlemug.

fallout boy

worst band ever. lead singer w/ extremly high pitched voice. if not for the guitar work, songs would be confused with those of Nsync or 98 degrees.
guy : fallout boy is fucking queer.
girl : shuuut upppp! fallout boy rox my sox!
gay guy: yea totally!
by aaron September 19, 2004
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