aaron's definitions

Pank

To flaten something down.

If you where to pack snow against a house. Then you would uses the shovel to pank it tighter

by Aaron December 16, 2003

scarvev

A talking tennis racquet

damn, thats one awesome talking tennis racquet.. just like Ken's dads racquet

by Aaron September 22, 2004

dildo propelent

A dildo being propelled into a chicks pussy with great force and rapidity. (making the bitch cum quicker)

"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."

by Aaron July 3, 2004

csgod

A person who is literally a GOD at playng counterstrike

<-FTW->aarOn-

by aaron March 13, 2003

human

Human (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it.

When not loved enough, the human will act in evil ways only for the purpose of making oneself feeling superior.

I hate being human.

Being in the army is de-humanizing.

by Aaron July 5, 2003

Screen

Screening is the act of deliberately ignoring a phone call, often for days on end.

See Also: side-buttoning

:While calling someone: This is the fifth time i've called Nick, and this is the 5th time his ass has screened me.

by aaron January 7, 2008

microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.

I saw a microchp at microchp.org

by Aaron March 25, 2005