aardvark man's definitions

The Eagle Claw

A move in which one uses there hand to remove someone, or somethings heart.

Argyle is quite skilled at using The Eagle Claw

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Aloysius O'Hare

The man who found a way to sell air and became a zillionaire in the town of Theendville.

Aloysius O'Hare found a way to sell air and become a zillionaire.

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Rockopolis

An underground settlement and the safest places in The Capital Wasteland before Herbert "Daring" Dashwood and his stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle let slavers from Paradise Falls to Rockopolis and killed everyone there. They used to be led by man named King Crag, and the only way in was by knowing a secret knock

To bad Dashwood got Rockopolis destroyed, it would have made a great place to live.

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Argyle

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood's stalwart Ghoul manservant that accompanied him on many adventures. He knows many different moves like The Louts Kick, The Eagle Claw, and The Shady Sands Shuffle.

Argyle is quite the character Daring.

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Lotus Kick

A popular martial arts move involves launching off from the right leg into a 360 degree clockwise rotation and kicking a target.

Argyle knows how to use the Lotus Kick

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood

A man that went on many adventures with his stalwart Ghoul manservant named Argyle. Thy went on many adventures together like when they escaped Paradise Falls and lead slavers to Rockopolis.

Want to hear the adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood?

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

scoot-scoot

(verb)

a synonym for masturbation

I'm to go scoot-scoot in five minutes

by aardvark man May 11, 2018