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gertch

to work at
to endeavor
usually manual exertion often involving grounds-keeping/landscaping and lots of sweat.
You spent all day gertching in the garden, it looks great.
by aalh April 28, 2011
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chatcronym

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by aalh February 3, 2015
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occasotarian

I person that is "really vegetarian" but occasionally eats meat.
Everyone at Burning Man knew he was an occasotarian, they saw his beef jerky in his trunk.
by aalh July 26, 2015
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Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.
That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!
by aalh November 12, 2014
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bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020
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Gertch

Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.
You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.
by aalh June 9, 2011
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nyrr

Exclamation: extreme displeasure

Noun: undesirable items or accumulation

Adj: to be in an undesirable, often counterproductive state
This attic hasn't been touched in years. Look at the nyrr on everything!
by aalh June 9, 2011
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