bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 09, 2020

Excrellaneous

Adj.

Random shit of dubious usefulness,
an item of excrellania

Dude! Why did you have tell me that horrible joke?!?! Your excrellaneous outburst will make me forget my appts all day!

by aalh September 07, 2018

Bed Hole

What results when bed gravity reaches the point at which nothing can escape it.

After that party, I doubt we will see Bob this morning. He probably fell into a bed hole.

by aalh June 09, 2011

Mooder

Death by cow

More people die from mooder, than from shark attacks.

by aalh March 12, 2020

nyrr

Exclamation: extreme displeasure

Noun: undesirable items or accumulation

Adj: to be in an undesirable, often counterproductive state

This attic hasn't been touched in years. Look at the nyrr on everything!

by aalh June 09, 2011

Gertch

Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.

You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.

by aalh June 09, 2011

chatcronym

acronym used for online chats

Wanna hear the latest chatcronyms? Look on Urban Dictionary.

by aalh February 03, 2015