cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003

diezel

cool, awsome, fun,

Look at the new car that's so diezel

by Ashley July 8, 2003

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy

I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck

by Ashley May 13, 2005

shoodlehoff

the useage of a left glove in a competetive situation.

to wear a glove on your left hand in the final of the world darts championship

by ashley May 13, 2005

perturb

to annoy greatly, often after the person or animal become very perturbed, it may lash out and attack.

Bootsy becomes very perturbed when you poke him stomach.

by Ashley July 31, 2003

frappy lappy

i was on a trip with a friend and we were at starbucks and the lady making our coffee...well we never saw her till we got the coffee and shr didnt speek english and she has a thick ass BLACK mustache and instead of saying "caremel frapaccino" she said "frappy lappy"

who ordered the frappy lappy ?

by ashley March 5, 2005