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Illinois Men

This entity is similar to Florida Man Being that they're both dangerous Illinois Man has two forms his first form is a Farmer Man it's second one is Chicago Man the more common of the two is Farmer Man. Farmer Man is quite docile until you disturb it while it's doing it's favorite activity, harvesting corn. They're often seen on country roads riding in a tractor or something close to one usually around 1:00 Am - 9:00 Pm you can tell if you've encountered Farmer Man if you smell manure that's it's way to assert dominance over other Illinois Men.
Chicago Man is a rare variety of Illinois Men, Usually more aggressive than Farmer Man , Chicago Man can summon guns and other weapons out of thin air. Chicago Man is usually seen in alley ways,the police station or shady gas stations that probably get robbed once or twice a day around 2:00 am - 7:00 am.
This entity's abilities are similar to Florida Man's abilities but there's a few differences between the two. One is you'll most likely hear gun shots and you'll see blood lots and lots of blood. Not much more is known about Illinois Men.
Kyle:Do you know anything about Illinois Men?
Jade:No but I heard they're scary.
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Colorado

Colorado is the 38th state which joined the union in 1876 and is the eighth largest state in America. Colorado has arid deserts, river canyons and snow covered mountains. Colorado 's flower symbol is the Rocky Mountain Columbine. Colorado 's state capital is Denver,Denver is also famous for being close to the Rocky Mountains.
Kyle: Colorado is the best state in America.
Todd: No one gives a shit Kyle.
Kyle:Todd I was just saying my opinion you don't have to get so pissed off by it jeez...
Todd:Just shut up.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Life

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Big Brain

Either your IQ is 100000 And you came up with a really good idea or Your IQ is 1 and you tried to be smart and you failed
Karam:I'm Big Brain

Everyone:Epic
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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MauiTheMan

Some random awesome Canadian dude

Might also be a scp
MauiTheMan: * Canadian sounds*
Everyone in the group chat: |Wow| (that was so amazing) oh my god :0
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Vibe Check Bat

A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.
Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*

Dylan:plez no

Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Wth

Kyle:I like to eat the crayons I shove up my nose.

Wyatt:Wth
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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