short

v. 1) to pay your buddy back less than you borrowed
2) sex with a dwarf

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

kludgy

A golf hole designed to punish you no matter what choice you make from the tee box.

9th hole at Murphy Creek... cut the corner over the canyon, bunkers await. Hit in bunker and have to hit to a green that's protected by a another bunker in front of the shallow green, backed by a ravine.

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

preptard

A retarded prep.

The most popular girl at school was considered by many to be a preptard.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Swong Wong

1. A person who is a highly educated. One who has been endowed with a extremely long male reproductive organ (also known as penis). The length can reach between 8 Inches to 10 Inches.

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Scam

To get a chick to hang out on a pretense, or come over for a stupid reason, to slap skins.

a)having her come over and study, and then your housemates appear with bottles of liquor and a bunch of people right around you.
b)dropping off something at her spot, coming in to use the bathroom, asking for something to drink (beer), and going for the breasts

by Anonymous November 06, 2003

jime

used to describe ejaculating into the eyes, nose, mouth and ears of a person at the same time.

And the judge ruled that jimeing your mom was not an offense due to her being a hoe anyway!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003