aNoNymous's definitions

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.

Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.

by Anonymous May 9, 2004

I'm lovin it

a phrase used by McDonalds to unsuspectedly lure people into a fast food world of fake meat, dirty restrooms, and public farting.

at McDonalds, they had a whole lot of "i'm lovin' it..."

by anonymous November 22, 2004

slerpy

you buy them from 711

i buy a slerpy from 711

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

gorilla mask

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

jazmarazspaz

to ejaculate on a handicapped person

oh that rorx jazmarazzed all over me last night

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

jumpoff

A girl that is going out with a guy but jumps around to all of his friends as well

She's a jumpoff, shes been with all my friends

by Anonymous May 23, 2003