aNoNymous's definitions
The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.
the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"
sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."
sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."
by anonymous February 27, 2005
Get the the last onemug. 
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
Get the spanktasymug. by Anonymous September 23, 2003
Get the Tainomug. 
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
Get the dog in the bathtubmug. a girl who has an ugly face but hot body like a butterfly has beautiful wings... but still is just an insect
by Anonymous June 8, 2003
Get the Butterflymug.