aNoNymous's definitions

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

metrosexual

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.

"lol shut up u big penus"

by Anonymous December 22, 2004

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.

Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.

by Anonymous May 9, 2004

dick biter

pubic insects, usaully known as crabs crabs.

I just fucked some ho last night, and now I think I got dickbiters.

by anonymous January 25, 2005

Born 2 Nothing

Uber badass local band from Tyler, TX.

Born 2 Nothing owns your mother.

by Anonymous August 6, 2004

I'm lovin it

a phrase used by McDonalds to unsuspectedly lure people into a fast food world of fake meat, dirty restrooms, and public farting.

at McDonalds, they had a whole lot of "i'm lovin' it..."

by anonymous November 22, 2004