aNoNymous's definitions

sperm

a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber

Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Ripped

To slash a person with a knife or other cutting implament, causing a gash or wound

"HO YOU!..... aye you! You'r gettin' ripped wen ure daen yer paper run in pennilee!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

paleonhornagist

1. A male paleontologist who receives a large "boner" once he has found an extremely large,fossilized dinosaur shit.

Once the paleonhornagist found an ancient dump from the Tyrannosaurus,the paleonhornagist's cock became so hard the guy couldn't walk.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

rooked

From magpies/rooks/crows as they steal silvery things

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

gemmy

gem-like; shiny; almost precious, but not quite

Oooo, how pretty and gemmy.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

irn bru

Popular Scottish soft drink. Bright orange in colour. Tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. Made in Scotland, from Girders.

Haw you! Gie's a can of Irn Bru, eh?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

AOL

the slowest of all internet service providers.

America Online. As Slow as a turtle.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003