aNoNyMoUs's definitions

Darren Sproles

too small for the NFL

Darren Sproles had to play in the CFL because he wasn't drafted in the 2005 NFL draft because he was too small.

by anonymous September 1, 2004

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

fuck

the word of all words, the only word you can use in any situation.

1. Oh Fuck!!!!
( anger, excitment, sadness, confusion, stupidity, pleasure, disappointment, hysterical, boredom, exhaustion, happiness, fright, frustration, shock, being disgusted, depression, surprised, embarrasment, being asamed, jealousy, lonliness, anxiousness, shyness, and anything fucking else you fucking people can feel!!!)

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

jiuce

The wrong spelling of the word Juice

learn to spell

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

butthurtness

The process by which one absorbs any comment with butthurting intent. Upon absorption one charges their butthurtness over a period of time(hours, days, even weeks). This butthurtness is then released like a deadly epidemic causing butthurtness on an international scale.

Fuck you Sarah(Sarah Absorbs comment). Sarah spend two days loked up tormented by the comment. Sarah then goes on an evil fuck you spree causing butthurtness and global chaos.

by Anonymous February 1, 2003

lunch

Lunch can also be used as an adjective. The definition is similar to the meaning of "cool" or, as in the olden days, "hip."

Man...that movie was "lunch".

by Anonymous December 2, 2002

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003