Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.
A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!
by Anna June 30, 2006
A highly attractive male of Polish decent, possessing very rare and traditionally highly seeked qualities, such as "flowers and candy" and "walks on the beach"
by Anna December 15, 2003
L337 version of "broke" or "broken", usually pertaining to computers or computer programs. Something that is deemed b0rked is usually messed up beyond repair or recall.
My Microsoft server is b0rked: whenever I turn it on it starts smoking.
I would like to havening not read b0rked tickets. From "Chronicles of George"
I would like to havening not read b0rked tickets. From "Chronicles of George"
by Anna August 17, 2003
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a man magnet who enjoys playing it cool and toying with the hearts of men everywhere. some say that her violin is her best friend, others say it's just an act. will we ever know?
Man #1: "Yo, that sweet-ass ho Miv told me she'd call me back and she ain't done it yet.:
Man #2: "Don't sweat it, bro. That bitch just be playin hard to get."
Man #2: "Don't sweat it, bro. That bitch just be playin hard to get."
by anna November 01, 2004
An amazing musical chameleon that manages to change his sound with each different record. Beck's music can be broadly defined as 'alternative rock'. Some amazing Beck albums are Odelay, Mutations ,Seachange, Guero and Midnite Vultures.
Beck is the only man I know who can wear pink jeans and still look sexy.
Beck is the only white man I know who can actually dance.
Beck is a musical revolutionary.
Beck is the only white man I know who can actually dance.
Beck is a musical revolutionary.
by Anna June 17, 2006
by Anna July 04, 2004