aLeX's definitions

Panis

1. Slang use of the word "penis".

2. To describe someone.

1. "H0lyz shit d00d! Sumbody got cuzzum on my panis!"

2. "Mike was being a big panis last night."

by Alex January 27, 2003

bass

4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mix

Ya know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker!

by Alex April 16, 2003

home

(This is an update to my previous definition)

In human relations, "getting home" is to get to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of baseball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st (kissing),2nd (fondling) 3rd (oral sex) base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last saturday, if you know what i mean...

by Alex April 12, 2005

the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

by Alex January 21, 2005

Doublemint

1. A short or small person who thinks they're cool, and say they can beat you up. Usually a prep or gangsta. If confronted by one, do not attempt to fight, as he will sick his band of mental lackeys to pummel the fuck out of you.

That fucking doublemint Scotty said he was going to beat me up yesterday. What does he think he's gonna do, punch me in the knees?

by Alex October 19, 2004

Brown Eye

another persons asshole

that girl wanted me to stick it in her brown eye

by alex March 15, 2005

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003