aLEx's definitions

bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

chungson

To get chungson is to get lean

"i got propa chungson last night"

by Alex November 7, 2004

Nishta

Nishta is a biological compound that usually resembles a green mist.
Green mist can be a chlorine gas that is a fundamental element in most useful mineral compounds, thus it makes Nishta a every essential form of life.

That nishta looekd amazing in the rays of setting sun.
Nishta is a possible backbone of all humanity

by Alex October 7, 2004

Fuck the Dog

Relaxing by doing as little as possible. Generally one might watch TV, eat and nap.

by Alex August 18, 2003

freedom fries

A term used by people who don't understand the word 'freedom' and often struggle with the word 'fries'.

Portion of chips please.

by Alex June 30, 2003

Polish Butler

A small erection, covered in a tube sock, and masterbated.

I can't believe Slurb got a Polish Butler from Brittney!

by Alex March 15, 2005