aLEx's definitions

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

by Alex August 9, 2003

Emory

Expensive private school in Atlanta Georgia. Difficult to get into. Many people apply just to say they got accepted, then go to a state university saying they'd rather stay closer to home

Emory is like unprotected sex - you're glad you got in but mad that you came.

by alex February 17, 2005

coarse

of low, common, or inferior quality

The coarse brown tint on his face suddenly became red when he realized there was a "kick me" sign attatched to his back.

by Alex December 3, 2003

hellzizzle zazzle

a commonly used phrase to exploit a mindstate of incredible excitement. Often used in AIM conversations to show that one is happy.

DUDE 1- "Man i just rocked that legless bitchass fucktard to smitherines"

DUDE 2- "Hellzizzle Zazzle!!"

by Alex August 5, 2004

fat bitch

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

by alex June 3, 2004

twinkies

asian people that only appear asian but are actually white on the inside.. much like a twinkie Phrase coined by Herold and Kumar!

Asian chick 1: that guy is HOT!
Asian chick 2: Naah.. hes a twinkie

by Alex October 14, 2004

zandy

zandy chanock, he is a cool guy that goes to sidwell

wow zandy is so cool and awesome

by alex April 28, 2005