aLEx's definitions

Oswald Arms

Someone with REALLY long arms for their body, and also very skinny and weak.

LMAO look at that kid he has such oswald arms, no wonder his bench sucks.

by Alex May 15, 2007

maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 48valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka , u hearin' that V8 Maserati growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

jizztacular

The act of something being so exciting and amazing that it causes instant orgasm

That new Movie Trailer is Jizztacular, Crap I think I need a new pair of pants

by Alex January 20, 2004

vegetarian

Pointlessly denying yourself something good over something not so good. Phrase originated from a humourous comment made by Suz when refering to a fruit cake as being vegetarian ie: it contained no chocolate.

"Shall we bag those nice comfy chairs to sit on during the ceremony, it is sure to be really long and boring."

"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"

"You Vegetarian!"

by Alex May 13, 2006

XGM

Extraordinary General Meeting

Usally call to voice anger at the leadership or worst, a vote of no confidence

by Alex November 19, 2004

Chramm

the word describing a penis, a.k.a-dick

"u have a big chramm"

by alex October 24, 2003

break off

to make one have an orgasm during sexual intercourse (veeerrryyy good one)

"break me off, show me what you got, cuz i dont want no oooone minute man" - missy

by alex May 20, 2003