Definitions by a rando on the internet

Frederick the Great 

(Psst.. what about a Flute Busting Prussian?)
King of Prussia, a literal badass, he won the 7 years' war, he ain't scared of a Tsar, because beating him only took 12 bars!

"Hey, did you know Frederick the Great was gay?"
-"Goddamnit Carl, you told me this fifty times already"

Frederick the Great by a rando on the internet January 30, 2022

Fasc-tard 

A Fascist in general, typically one who supports Fascism unironically and is a retard, closely associated with Fasc-holes but worse.

I support Fascism, I hate jews.
- "Shut up Fasc-tard"

Fasc-tard by a rando on the internet November 8, 2021

Monahans 

One of the worst towns in West Texas, it has 984848587587858934894w8487 hotels and 123456789 dollar stores, ALMOST ALL of the restaurants are burger places.

"There's a new place in Monahans"
- "What is it?"
"A Wendy's"
-"Another one?"

Monahans by a rando on the internet October 11, 2021

Surfin' Bird 

Peter Griffin's favorite song, also known as "Bird is the word" It has been a popular and running gag in Family guy. also sung by the Trashmen.

Peter:"Have you heard"
Brian: "What:
Stewie: "BRIAN NO-"
"BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD"
That, is surfin' bird.

Surfin' Bird by a rando on the internet October 8, 2021

asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq 

a really rare phenomenon, when the keyboard's user is bored to death and presses the middle letters left to right, the bottom ones right to left, and the top ones the same. Typically done when in class and being a lazy ass.

"Did you write your essay?''
- "No, I wrote asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq"

asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq by a rando on the internet October 8, 2021

Chipianity 

You found two chips stuck together in a t and you made a fucking religion.

hail the mighty jesus from burger king whom made the fries to forge Chipianity.

Chipianity by a rando on the internet September 20, 2021

Wickett 

A crappy town in West Texas with horrible shiternet that the rain always avoids. With a unused school and an abandoned refinery, and when the rain does come, the power goes out. DON'T MOVE HERE AT ALL COSTS.

Tourist; "Sir, where am I?"
- "Wickett"
Tourist: "Can I have your WIFI password"
- "Don't bother."

Wickett by a rando on the internet September 20, 2021