nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

by A Friend September 03, 2003

thomased

scared, a loner, wanting something, but pushing it away when you get it

The man was getting older...and he was alone...and he didn't want to be anymore. So, he finally did something about it. And when he got it...he thomased.

by a friend May 26, 2003

blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.

Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!

by A friend April 16, 2004

reesty

Scabby, minging, generally unpleasant

'Look at that reesty flea-ridden hoor!!'

by A friend June 06, 2003

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 07, 2003

gazoip

1. exclamation, used specifically when confounded by a
mixed sense of excitement and befuddlement, sometimes
with an added fear of the unknown.

2. onomatopoeia, the sound made when an exceedingly small
mammal breaks wind.

1. dave: hey buddy, come get in the automobile. me and the
guys have a super special suprise waiting for you
involving a llama, some tinsel, and a small
amount of silly putty. not gonna tell you where
though.

chaz: gazoip!!

2. bob: did i just hear a gazoip?

phill: thats just my pet shrew farting.

by a friend September 01, 2008

fuglexy

A combination of the words "fugly" and "sexy". Used to discribe a person who is so fugly that they're sexy!

Steven Tyler is fuglexy!

by A Friend February 27, 2005