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imped
A term used to refer to the ImpQueen and World Monarch. Used as a transitive verb, explains action taken by said Monarch or similar action taken by others: specifically, being nailedor burned by edgy wit in a blogger's comments section.
interpose
Mitch is a kind of psycho rich boy who’s amazing at drums. He's by far the best musician in our band and that almost makes up for the complete lack of social skills. Almost being the operative word there. He does have an unfair advantage since he’s been playing the drums for like 6 years AND he actually takes lessons. He Famously got thrown out of JP Morgan on work experience for 'pleasuring himself in the boardroom'. I mean for christ sake. The boardroom?? Why??? He is currently out on bail. He also fainted, woke up by banging his head on a pipe and then fainted again while landing in a bin. The CCTV footage was hilarious. We would have sold it to You’ve Been Framed but we know for a fact that Lisa Riley eats all the tapes. Either that or Dr Atkins was playing a really cruel joke on her. For more Mitch related insults please go to www.jebman.co.uk.
Ben. Well Ben has had an electric guitar for about 6 months and he’s already way better than me. Which is annoying. But its cos he listens to music which involves talent. The problem with that is that he feels the need to end every song with a mini solo, followed by a drum roll from Mitch and then another solo. Its a miracle we've gone this far without bashing their heads in with the golf clubs. Or the gas canister. Or the gold plated microphone stand. Ben has also performed the miraculous act of wearing the same clothes every day for the last 5 years. I'm not even joking. Lets just say personal hygiene isn’t his strongpoint.
Steph probably has a serious mental condition. She is known to randomly run off and jump on stuff while scaring innocent members of the general public. She causes car crashes by waving at motorists and buys alcohol for little kids. Well attempts to anyway.
Ben. Well Ben has had an electric guitar for about 6 months and he’s already way better than me. Which is annoying. But its cos he listens to music which involves talent. The problem with that is that he feels the need to end every song with a mini solo, followed by a drum roll from Mitch and then another solo. Its a miracle we've gone this far without bashing their heads in with the golf clubs. Or the gas canister. Or the gold plated microphone stand. Ben has also performed the miraculous act of wearing the same clothes every day for the last 5 years. I'm not even joking. Lets just say personal hygiene isn’t his strongpoint.
Steph probably has a serious mental condition. She is known to randomly run off and jump on stuff while scaring innocent members of the general public. She causes car crashes by waving at motorists and buys alcohol for little kids. Well attempts to anyway.
sigur ros
Don't think that spending five seconds finding out how to pronounce 'Sigur Rós' is too good for the American media, it's much easier to just sound like an ignorant testicle head and say it how it's written than it is to take an intelligent guess and know that it's probably not 'si-Gur roS,' but some Icelandic alternative, such as the correct 'see-ur rose.'
the space camp junkies
the space camp junkies by a fan June 5, 2004
spetsnaz
someone whos fucked in the head because he was fucked in the ass by his sister with borrowed Dildo from the CCI Fetish-boyz
spetsnaz
A name that once had some value, it was the name of the Russian Elite Forces. After the falling of the Berlin-wall and the collapse off USSR it lost it flame.
A butthole used it as his nickname for a game called Ravenshield
A butthole used it as his nickname for a game called Ravenshield