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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary website where users themselves can create definitions of words. It used to be good back then, but now it’s just people saying dumb stuff about inappropriate stuff. It’s also the place where users go to look up words they know the definition of, but do it anyway for fun. By the way, you’re doing that right now.

Urban Dictionary is horrible.

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Super Bowl

that game your dad wants to see so bad

my dad would actually kill to see the Super Bowl.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is a painter, and nobody watches his painting videos. The only thing they watch them for is his soothing voice. He is known for his voice.

I listen to Bob Ross to sleep.

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Humans

Humans are a species of mammals. They are the most intelligent creatures on the planet, as they have developed complicated technology and machines. They are also known for creating websites and apps to rot your brain.

Humans suck!

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Milk

the thing your dad longs for, but never gets

(P.S. you won’t see him again.)

Have you seen my dad? He told me he went to go for the milk at our local market, but he hasn’t come back yet.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

Diary

that thing your brother would kill for

no, you’re not looking inside my diary!

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

August

A month close to the end of the year, but not quiet there.

If your name is August you can sit at the summer only table.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024