Definitions by Zozothecat

Gymnista 

A gymnista is a bitch who’s always at the gym, showing off on the equipment, hitting on hot guys, and making fun of fat people. Gymnistas usually wear high ponytails, sports bras and shorts that barely cover their asses. They hog the best machines and are very snotty to those who they deem inferior.

I couldn’t use the new treadmill today because a gymnista was using it, showing all the Chads she could run at the highest speed.

Gymnista by Zozothecat January 1, 2020

eggnog fart 

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

eggnog fart by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

Yule toilet log 

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

Yule toilet log by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

UD breakup game 

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.

“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”

UD breakup game by Zozothecat December 18, 2019

Diarrhea Bomb 

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

Diarrhea Bomb by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

A Fart in the wind 

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

A Fart in the wind by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

schnart 

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

schnart by Zozothecat July 21, 2011