The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
by Zozothecat December 25, 2019
Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.
by Zozothecat January 03, 2020
The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.
by Zozothecat March 22, 2020
Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 23, 2021
A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
by Zozothecat July 23, 2021
A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.
Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.
Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!
Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!
by Zozothecat July 21, 2011
A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot
My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.
by Zozothecat March 22, 2020