An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
by Zozothecat December 18, 2019
Get the UD breakup game mug.Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.
by Zozothecat January 02, 2020
Get the Yawn water mug.The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.
by Zozothecat March 22, 2020
Get the Corona babies mug.A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.
by Zozothecat August 10, 2020
Get the Gym Barbie mug.A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.
Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
by Zozothecat January 01, 2020
Get the Chat-creeper mug.A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
Get the COVID time warp mug.Pink sauce is this foul, wildly unsafe condiment that some crazy person is selling on Tiktok. The term can refer to this sauce or something equally janky.
Have you tried that stuff that someone is selling on Tiktok?
Pink sauce is absolutely disgusting and totally hazardous to your heatlh.
The mechanic that worked on my car broke the driver’s side window. Pink sauce!
Pink sauce is absolutely disgusting and totally hazardous to your heatlh.
The mechanic that worked on my car broke the driver’s side window. Pink sauce!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2022
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