A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.
Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
by Zozothecat January 01, 2020
The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
by Zozothecat December 25, 2019
by Zozothecat March 06, 2020
Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.
by Zozothecat January 03, 2020
A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.
by Zozothecat August 10, 2020
A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot
My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.
by Zozothecat March 22, 2020
A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.
Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.
Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!
Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!
by Zozothecat July 21, 2011