Definitions by Zonal K

Jerk from home 

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.

Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.

Jerk from home by Zonal K September 22, 2019

Cum column

A penis.

I'm expecting some action tonight, so I washed my cum column.

Cum column by Zonal K September 21, 2019

Dung dungeon 

The anus.

Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.

Dung dungeon by Zonal K September 21, 2019

beatal seepage 

The feaces that gets forced out of your arse sometimes if you masturbate too hard.

Jerry's mum knew he had been thrashing his pork sword and watching porn, there was beatal seepage all over the couch.

beatal seepage by Zonal K September 19, 2019

blasted arse shard 

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

blasted arse shard by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Feacal contingency 

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

Feacal contingency by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Bowel bowl 

A toilet

Ken doubled over as a mountain of used-curry sprayed out of his arse into the bowel bowl

Bowel bowl by Zonal K September 19, 2019