Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.

Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.

by Zonal K September 22, 2019

Dung dungeon

The anus.

Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

End Of Financial Smear

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.

Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Hallowee Party

An event held each year, on October 31, where party guests dress up as ghouls and urinate all over each other.

Mate I am sorry I smell like a badger's dick, but I just got back from Sam's Hallowee Party. Fucken poss everywhere.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.

We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

Jazz badge

A cum blob on a woman's chest.

I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019