Zonal K's definitions

Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.

In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

used-food relocation centre

The arse.

Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

by Zonal K October 1, 2019

A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 25, 2019

Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019

The Brown Eyed Peas

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one

Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

pumpa under the rotunda

Anal sex

Dianne was on her rags so I gave her some pumpa under the rotunda.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018