Zombie Assassin's definitions

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

Fanta-snatch

A woman and/or her vagina with hair like red Fanta softdrink. Same as firecrotch.

"Have you ever been to Ireland, dude? It's full of Fanta-snatch!"

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

burn that bridge once we cross it

To accept that making a difficult decision in the near future will potentially have negative consequences. Used specifically for putting off such decisions until absolutely necessary while remaining on the current course that will ultimately lead to such a decision to be made. Thus, showing no weakness by being indecisive.

Giles: But you know that releasing this analysis could lead to a challenge from the board of directors?
Jake: Yes, but we will burn that bridge once we cross it.

by Zombie Assassin August 19, 2017

Planet of the Rapes

Gamer slang for getting totally annihilated or owned by your opponents.

Dude, that last Crucible match was like getting sent to Planet of the Rapes!

by Zombie Assassin January 4, 2015

Fanta-snatch

A redheaded woman. Particularly a redhaired woman's vagina, same as firecrotch.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you ever been to Ireland?"
Guy 2: "Hells yeah! It's full of Fanta-snatch."

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

potato

In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.

Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"

by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022

beef tomato

A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.

"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014