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burberry

Clothing company owned by Argos-owning GUS.

(plaid is spelt p-l-a-i-d you numpties)
"Wow, no wonder GUS are trading high this year, they've tapped the market in Britain by selling townie twats burberry clothing and cheap, gaudy gold jewellery."
by Zippy November 1, 2003
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Southern Cross

Four stars that roughly form a cross. The stars are generally visible in the Southern Hempisphere.
The Southern Cross includes the closest star to Earth
by Zippy April 22, 2005
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snardlump

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.
I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.
by zippy March 8, 2005
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zip.ca

online dvd rental company incapable of using proper grammar in email subjects.
yo, i rented a dvd from zip.ca. it should be here in like 3 weeks.
by zippy October 1, 2004
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Lisa

A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"

Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Zippy March 20, 2012
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unreal tournament

A game in which the punk bitch campers get their asses 0wned by the Holy Shock Rifle. Yea, that's right!
by Zippy March 10, 2003
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Dizzy

a 1337 Counter-strike player who will own heaton at CPL
dizzy is so 1337
by zippy July 23, 2003
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