Definitions by ZenMaster69
Alt Girl
A teenaged female (who most likely uses the popular social media app, TikTok), who has little or no brain function or social skills. They have a limited vocabulary, usually using words like “No ❤️“, “I-“, or “💅 AS HE SHOULD”. They only wear trendly clothes, and if you try to have a conversation with one, they will quickly respond with “I have a boyfriend”, and reject further questioning. I politely advise you to stay away from said “alt girls” because they may get you fired, doxx you (guacamole lmao), or report something “homophobic” to your school.
Guy: “Hey, did you finish the math tes-“
Alt Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I just wanted to kno-“
Alt Girl: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!”
Alt Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I just wanted to kno-“
Alt Girl: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!”
Alt Girl by ZenMaster69 October 9, 2020
Redlining
When your car makes a funny noise to tell you that your need to shift gears or the engine will fucking explode
Dudebro: yeah bruh I was redlining in my 2008 camry and the engine blew up what I do my parents are gonna kill me
Redlining by ZenMaster69 June 19, 2020
Friday, June 19th
Friday, June 19th by ZenMaster69 June 18, 2020
Joe Exotic
Joe Exotic by ZenMaster69 May 19, 2020
Chrysler
An Incompetent Automobile manufacturer that keeps getting raped by European companies because they are too poor to hold themselves up
Chrysler by ZenMaster69 April 10, 2020