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An Incompetent Automobile manufacturer that keeps getting raped by European companies because they are too poor to hold themselves up
by ZenMaster69 April 10, 2020

When your car makes a funny noise to tell you that your need to shift gears or the engine will fucking explode
Dudebro: yeah bruh I was redlining in my 2008 camry and the engine blew up what I do my parents are gonna kill me
by ZenMaster69 June 19, 2020

A teenaged female (who most likely uses the popular social media app, TikTok), who has little or no brain function or social skills. They have a limited vocabulary, usually using words like “No ❤️“, “I-“, or “💅 AS HE SHOULD”. They only wear trendly clothes, and if you try to have a conversation with one, they will quickly respond with “I have a boyfriend”, and reject further questioning. I politely advise you to stay away from said “alt girls” because they may get you fired, doxx you (guacamole lmao), or report something “homophobic” to your school.
Guy: “Hey, did you finish the math tes-“
Alt Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I just wanted to kno-“
Alt Girl: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!”
Alt Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I just wanted to kno-“
Alt Girl: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!”
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