yeti

1. A mythical creature thought to live in forested, montainous regions away from human civilaztion and is frequently used as a scapegoat for people who mysteriously disappear while on dangerous expeditions.

2. A skier who has never skied before, but thinks that they are better than everyone else. Yetis are usually found tucking down double-black diamond hills and hitting jumps at full speed.
1. Naaa... that guy couldn't have run out of supplies or froze, he must have been kidnapped by a yeti!

2. {Coach with kids on a chairlift} Hey kids! Let's string our poles together and go fishing for yetis!
by ZeD March 03, 2005
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COBOL

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.
I've wasted many hours learning COBOL
by zed November 15, 2003
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pop punk

crappy, girly, whiney, try to be punk music
blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, and new found glory
by zed July 17, 2005
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Chippyrat

The biggest motherfucking animal on earth that will rip your face off before you can even say fuck that things gonna rip my face off! A chippyrat is 8 miles long and shoots machine guns out of its eyeballs.
by Zed December 30, 2003
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