Zed's definitions

COBOL

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.

I've wasted many hours learning COBOL

by zed November 14, 2003

pop punk

crappy, girly, whiney, try to be punk music

blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, and new found glory

by zed August 5, 2005

bitchmonster

1. Transcending Bitch,a person who strives to be mean and is irritated by small things.

God, I thought my mom was bad, but your is a real bitchmonster...

by Zed August 21, 2003

Moment of Truth

The time that comes during one's lifetime where God questions your worth; the moment which you must prove your reason for existing.

On D-Day, 1941
Sargeant: "Okay, troops! Here's the moment of truth!"
The soldiers had to prove their existance to God, in this case win the storming of Normandy.

by Zed December 19, 2003