Zed's definitions

School monkey

Someone who goes to school and learns everything by heart without trying to understand. Usually drops out fairly quickly and gets a lucrative job at the closest fast food flipping burgers on night shifts.

Remember that school monkey from 1st year? I saw her last night working at mcdonalds

by zed December 5, 2003

nu hardcore

the same as hardcore, but for pussies wont admit that atreyu is hardcore

atreyu, as i lay dying, unearth, and norma jean

by zed March 8, 2005

COBOL

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.

I've wasted many hours learning COBOL

by zed November 14, 2003

slash

To Urinate, To take a piss.
Australian Surf Culture.

I'm busting for a slash! I'm gonna take a slash!

by Zed October 5, 2004

Chippyrat

The biggest motherfucking animal on earth that will rip your face off before you can even say fuck that things gonna rip my face off! A chippyrat is 8 miles long and shoots machine guns out of its eyeballs.

Holy fuck thats one bigass chippyrat

by Zed December 30, 2003

wankstar

Wankstar is a street name for a wannabe
Pimp/Gangstar and is that name of a film company "wankstarfilms".

by zed October 23, 2003

yeti

1. A mythical creature thought to live in forested, montainous regions away from human civilaztion and is frequently used as a scapegoat for people who mysteriously disappear while on dangerous expeditions.

2. A skier who has never skied before, but thinks that they are better than everyone else. Yetis are usually found tucking down double-black diamond hills and hitting jumps at full speed.

1. Naaa... that guy couldn't have run out of supplies or froze, he must have been kidnapped by a yeti!

2. {Coach with kids on a chairlift} Hey kids! Let's string our poles together and go fishing for yetis!

by ZeD May 13, 2005