Zappin' Nap's definitions

heterophobe

A purveyor of men's clothing whose entire inventory contains a minimum of 2% Elastane.

I don't do Straight Stretch... that's an oxymoron unless you're a heterophobe.

by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2020

circumpenize

/sərˈkʌmp(ə)nīz/ Dick around.

I can't keep my guitar in tune, maybe I should circumpenize with the truss rod.

by Zappin' Nap June 5, 2018

Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

pizzaccitte

Any item of inferior merchandise.

I can't hear you, we're breaking up... this cell phone is a pizzaccitte.

by Zappin' Nap September 23, 2013

Annapolis Rhythm Section

Any array of virtual instruments composed and played back to accompany a marginal singer/songwriter trying to sound like a real band.

Yeah I heard that new bassist and drummer Joel got: The Annapolis Rhythm Section -- all MIDI!

by Zappin' Nap March 7, 2021

The Infrastricture

A conspiracy to restrict funding for the repair of roads and bridges seldom traveled by the privileged.

We'll never get our road paved; The Infrastricture wants more trees lining Main Street.

by Zappin' Nap January 5, 2019

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021