Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.

"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?

by Zappin' Nap March 02, 2023

hinterloper

An unaligned composer-lyricist who has the audacity to compete with real musicians for airplay.

That's why Phil doesn't get the gigs; nobody likes a hinterloper.

by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2022

dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.

Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!

by Zappin' Nap August 22, 2023

Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019

night auks

A medical practice (formerly, "night hawks") that engages specialized physicians for interpreting diagnostic images remotely, often more slowly than their in-house colleagues.

English accent my arse! I call 'em night auks because of their relative speed!

by Zappin' Nap December 25, 2021

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 06, 2007

scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 01, 2018