Definitions by Zappin' Nap

millipube 

In music post-production, the basic unit of horizontal note or beat shifting necessary to correct a timing error.

"Jenna, you're still about seven millipubes ahead of the snare, let's wrap up and we'll correct it it post."

millipube by Zappin' Nap February 24, 2021

disciple of Brillat-Savarin 

One likeness to which a true man will gladly admit when publicly confronted about his masculinity in mixed company.

"A pussy, eh... lucky for you, I'm a disciple of Brillat-Savarin*!"

(* 19th-century French gastronomer credited with saying, "Show me what you eat, and I'll show you what you are."

disciple of Brillat-Savarin by Zappin' Nap January 25, 2021

heterophobe 

A purveyor of men's clothing whose entire inventory contains a minimum of 2% Elastane.

I don't do Straight Stretch... that's an oxymoron unless you're a heterophobe.

heterophobe by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2020

Trumpous 

Exceeding pompous. Use with Ass optional but redundant.

Oh God, McCornhole got re-elected. So we still have six more years of that Trumpous.

Trumpous by Zappin' Nap November 9, 2020

toxymoron 

Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.

So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.

toxymoron by Zappin' Nap October 9, 2020

Alexander Dumbass 

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

Alexander Dumbass by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Henry Dumbass 

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

Henry Dumbass by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020