primate discipline

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.
How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?
by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019
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fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 11, 2023
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phuquinet

Absolutely, in a congratulatory sense; a French-influenced politically correct spelling of the street term.
Wow, you got backstage passes for the Doo-Wop Festival... Phuquinet!
by Zappin' Nap October 20, 2011
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polycopula

A confluence of high volume, short staff, nuisance directives, errors, oversights, and otherwise avoidable chaos; in short, a clusterfuck.
Dr. Jess Dewett is making rounds, there are orders everywhere with no charts, and two nursing assistants are out sick. What a polycopula!
by Zappin' Nap December 19, 2019
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paulshit joeshit

The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.
So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit
by Zappin' Nap December 13, 2018
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cosmopastoral

1. (adj.) Believing or resigned to the notion that rural law enforcement, education, housing, and infrastructure policies should be engineered to woo urban tourists at the expense of the needs and mores of permanent residents.
2. (n.) A believer in, or engineer of, the this model of "gentrification".
"Drive on through to Vermont; The Berkshires are way too cosmopastoral!"
by Zappin' Nap April 25, 2022
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autoproctologist

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.
That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023
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