Zak's definitions

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003

terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.

The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.

by Zak November 15, 2003

Roger Moore

A piss-poor James Bond. Is a horrible actor, and maybe the fact that he had to follow the allmighty Sean Connery who is my favorite actor and who is one bad motherfucker. Cockney rhyming slang for whore

He's a fookin' Roger Moore!

by Zak January 22, 2004

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

GayRE

A clan on www.gamerankings.com that is considered to be very gay.

"Have you checked the GayRE thread lately? Its exceptionally gay tonight."

by Zak July 3, 2004

X-men

A group of mutant superheroes who are all gathered in a "school" (doubling as their headquarters). They fight bad mutants, bad humans, and retards that think they suck on peoples' anal cavities.

"The X-Men are about to kick your ass."

by Zak May 6, 2003

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003