ZT14's definitions

shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

by ZT14 February 8, 2017

Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.

Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.

by ZT14 October 11, 2016

Tip Planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.

That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 April 23, 2018

Indio Swap Meet

The act of dipping your sweaty lubricated balls into the desert sand and dragging them repeatedly across your partners face, much like sandpaper.

Shane prepared the finest Indio swap meet Mike has ever had.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

tip planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a regular social environment. "Tip Planters," possess the unique ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special, and "In the know." A tip planter is the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors. Tip planters have no preference for race, creed, sex, weight, or gender. Their only purpose is to gain information using any means necessary.

That Mikey is a real tip planter. He's even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 May 1, 2018

full doyle

Means to not give a fuck no matter what the circumstances; no matter how detrimental to ones own reputation. Doyle’s do not care about their peers, and only function in situations where a personal benefit can be gained from an act. Doyle’s go through life without purpose; however they have the uncanny ability to rally others to their cause.

That mother fucker, Mikey, went full Doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.

by ZT14 January 6, 2018