ZT14's definitions

Fuckboy

“Fuckboy,” refers to a group of people who are so completely and utterly useless they contribute nothing to people around them or to society as a whole. "Fuckboys" are easily identified by flat bill hats, tank tops, and most of the time have trendy company logos tattooed on their bodies. Fuckboys usually drive cars with mismatched paneling, broken lights and windows, or having a dude in the passenger seat while his old lady is driving. Only limited interaction with a fuckboy is suggested since you can literally become dumber by simply listening to one speak.

That fuckboy in that Silverado just cut me off!

by ZT14 December 4, 2017

Fowler

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side, nearby walls, and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Somebody left a fowler all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Dave’s fowler ruined my Honda.

by ZT14 April 21, 2023

tip planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a regular social environment. "Tip Planters," possess the unique ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special, and "In the know." A tip planter is the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors. Tip planters have no preference for race, creed, sex, weight, or gender. Their only purpose is to gain information using any means necessary.

That Mikey is a real tip planter. He's even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 May 1, 2018

full doyle

Means to not give a fuck no matter what the circumstances; no matter how detrimental to ones own reputation. Doyle’s do not care about their peers, and only function in situations where a personal benefit can be gained from an act. Doyle’s go through life without purpose; however they have the uncanny ability to rally others to their cause.

That mother fucker, Mikey, went full Doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.

by ZT14 January 6, 2018

shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

by ZT14 February 8, 2017

shaving your bacon

The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.

Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.

by ZT14 July 27, 2016