14 definitions by ZT14
The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
by ZT14 July 27, 2016
Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.
Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.
by ZT14 October 13, 2016
Means to not give a fuck no matter what the circumstances; no matter how detrimental to ones own reputation. Doyle’s do not care about their peers, and only function in situations where a personal benefit can be gained from an act. Doyle’s go through life without purpose; however they have the uncanny ability to rally others to their cause.
That mother fucker, Mikey, went full doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.
by ZT14 January 5, 2018
Means to not give a fuck no matter what the circumstances; no matter how detrimental to ones own reputation. Doyle’s do not care about their peers, and only function in situations where a personal benefit can be gained from an act. Doyle’s go through life without purpose; however they have the uncanny ability to rally others to their cause.
That mother fucker, Mikey, went full Doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.
by ZT14 January 6, 2018
The act of dipping your sweaty lubricated balls into the desert sand and dragging them repeatedly across your partners face, much like sandpaper.
by ZT14 October 13, 2016
“Fuckboy,” refers to a group of people who are so completely and utterly useless they contribute nothing to people around them or to society as a whole. "Fuckboys" are easily identified by flat bill hats, tank tops, and most of the time have trendy company logos tattooed on their bodies. Fuckboys usually drive cars with mismatched paneling, broken lights and windows, or having a dude in the passenger seat while his old lady is driving. Only limited interaction with a fuckboy is suggested since you can literally become dumber by simply listening to one speak.
by ZT14 December 5, 2017
An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:
Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "
Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "
Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 9, 2017