ampm

AMPM (a food and gas place)

Hey man I'm going to ampm want anything?

by red*fox November 08, 2003

AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.

i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017

ampm nap

When you take such an amazing nap that when you wake up, you don't know if it's am or pm

Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.

by Alayia Onya November 11, 2021